ham guy

Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.

ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.

by Hamguy1 June 27, 2014

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stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.

Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.

by SuaveCat August 5, 2014

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Guy Scraper

A nonchalant way of saying the word erection

"I can't get up right now because I've got a guy scraper"

by Plump Friction February 15, 2015

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Chochmonkey Guy

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016

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guy safe

A place where predatory men keep other men.

The Lolita express generally featured young women and girls, but was specially outfitted with a guy safe for Kevin, Bill and Chris's flight. Kevin enjoyed the guy safe.

by tickleman July 27, 2019

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