Blubber Face

Someone with a face that has excessive chins and/or fat

Jimmy was so fat he had a blubber face

by FunnyLlamaDonkey April 17, 2015

Face Lint

When ever you shave your face and miss a small patch of hair that is very noticeable by others. It is called Face Lint.

Man 1: "Did you shave this morning?"
Man 2: "Yea why?"
Man 1: "Because you got a little face lint there."

by Gregory P. Stapleton November 15, 2009

Smoody Face

When you are completely befuddled at a question you were just asked...

Frank had his Smoody Face after he was asked for the square root of 78.

by Foreign_Prophet June 11, 2021

Chad face

This is a performance where you suck your cheeks in and smile representing the face of the prominent internet meme "giga chad"

I am doing a chad face

by Fortnitecheeks June 22, 2022

Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".

Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?

by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017

jogin face

this expression usually works well with asians and consists of puckering ur lips and narrowing ur eyes in a disturbing unattractive manner. normally used to convey the message of i dont like you while at the same time being irresitibly cute.

"Is that guy into me?"

"NUH UH, he giving you the jogin face."

by chelsay April 14, 2008

Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.

When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.

by unXXown June 21, 2023