New York Jets Fan

A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.

A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.

Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*

by AJ070706 September 18, 2022

biggest blues fan in the world

Youve got more chance of him supporting green peace than supporting this lot. Its a total fabrication and im sure that Mr Irvine would be totally sickened by this cheep nasty joke. Mr Billy Bo Bob your in some serious trouble if he was to find out!!!!

FABRICATION!!!! A total lie!!!!!

by The national institute for eating cabbages June 8, 2004

fan-freakin-tabulous (FFT)

Fan-freakin-tabulous is a description word. It is an intensive form of the word fabulous and fantasic. The freakin in the middle heightens the word and implies the extreamity of the object or subject described. It simply implies that something was super great. You can use the abbreviation FFT.

The concert was fan-freakin-tabulous (FFT).
This holiday was FFT.
I am in a fan-freakin-tabulous state of mind.
I'm in the mood for some FFT lovin!

by Lerina September 6, 2008

National Kick A JoJo Fan Day

May 25th, a day worldwide to kick fans of the popular anime created by Hirohiko Araki, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Kick them. Kick them all.

"Bro look, there's a JoJo fan."
"Go kick him, dude. Today is National Kick A JoJo Fan Day."

by iboxcyborgs May 23, 2022

Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan.

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.

John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

by Tearoze December 28, 2015

Andrew Ryan from Bioshock Fan

although he was crazy, you find yourself agreeing with everything he says no matter how cruel or crazy it sounds, why do you do this? because Andrew Ryan is a genius and perhaps the smartest fictional video game character to ever live

I have been an Andrew Ryan from Bioshock Fan ever since he started telling me about Rapture and what it was truly capable of.

by Neptuner January 17, 2009

Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010