Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?

Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Emily

someone who is very pathetic. They believe that the person that they love will always come back to them. even tho they've never been out with this person in public. not for lack of trying and definitely not because they have a five-year age gap. pathetic but very smexy. also emo... VERY emo

Emily wishes that the love of her life would come back to her.

by bobthesmexytomato December 5, 2021

Emily

Emily is normally the fittest girl your gonna meet she will make u happy and will normally like you as a friend that might sound depressing but it’s actually alright because she will be a great friend

Yo you know that Emily kid she is super fit isn’t she

by Jim breastona October 21, 2019

Emily

Feminist
Thinks windmills make energy🤮👎🤣
Awful at field hockey (especially goalie)
Dumb
In love with Elliot

Probably eats her poop

“Who’s that awful goalie out there”
“Oh it’s just Emily!”

by J doc October 22, 2019

Emily Narlock

A fictional gremlin looking warlock creature who thrives off creating drama

Never go out after midnight otherwise you might run into an Emily Narlock who will attempt to ruin your life with drama

by Lola Freeze 89 October 22, 2019

Pulling an Emily

I have been in love with my ex for a year but he treats me like shit so I’m gonna be dumb and not like someone who really likes me and is really hot

God ur pulling an Emily!!!

by Sacalosvaginas October 23, 2019

Emily

Emily. She is incredible. Her beautiful blonde hair streams down her back like a shimmering waterfall as her smile stands out from the rest, accompanying her beautiful laugh. Her glasses also add to how gorgeous she is as her brown eyes shine brighter than the portal to the Upside Down. All the boys are like Demogorgans, trying to get her. Please approach her with precaution as her best bisexual friend has a braknife and will not hesitate to kill anyone who does her wrong and hang their bodies in the forest using them for target practice.

Emily be tripping man!!!

by coryisabitch October 26, 2019