After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
by LissaLee July 22, 2015
Get the dick tourmug. by Danky Heel April 6, 2017
Get the Dick Deckmug. by natastrophie March 15, 2017
Get the Dick crawlmug. (noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019
Get the dick cheesellormug. by lowbatt August 27, 2016
Get the dick dackingmug. When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
Get the hagfish dickmug. 