wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.

"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."

by Betty white125 January 16, 2018

Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark

His wood was supper long and strong.

by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017

Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.

To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.

by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010

Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

reigle wood

a stupid ficking town in north carolina

reigle wood is so gay

by elijah martinez October 8, 2016

Jonjo woods

Likes cock is very sensitive up the ass

Jonjo woods is saying 67

by Monkeyguy20 October 6, 2025