First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

perfect weekend

A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.

A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Two Weeks

Maybe someday, likely never.

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.

by Trumped Up June 30, 2025

2 weeker

a 2 weeker is a person who hops from person to person every 2 weeks

julia is such a 2 weeker , she can not stay loyal

by lava2spewge September 26, 2025

Trifecta Pro Weekend

Having sex with a different girl on each day of the weekend (Friday, Saturday and Sunday).

It was fantastic! I partied every night and took home a different girl each time! I had a Trifecta Pro Weekend!

by swordsmen September 20, 2010

Gummy Bear Weekend

A weekend where it consists of eating gummy bears drenched in alcohol.

I'm going to soak gummy bears in a bowl of tequila for Gummy bear Weekend.

by lanina November 5, 2012