Twat outfit

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.

Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?

by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Twat

A user who is permanently banned from tweeting.

The twat incited violence.

by trouvère January 10, 2021

Twat trois

Fancy Term for a Lesbian Threesome.

Female 1: "So I finally had a lesbian threesome with my partner and the hot bartender, last night!"
Female 2: "Do you mean a Twat Trois?!"

by revrendjimmy May 14, 2020

twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023

twat

the british greeting

'ahhh my favourite twat how are you?'

by my balls hurt689540 March 5, 2023

Twat

The past tense for Tweet; as on Twitter.

I just twat about the party.

by Cantrix August 3, 2009