One Gifford

Equal to 100mm hole. Unit of measurement amongst electricians.

I like to make sure im ‘one gifford’ away from the doorframe to drill my hole.

by Spadge47 June 6, 2021

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Number One

Number one is a way of mentioning a crush/person to your friends without your partner finding out.

I saw number one today, she/he is so fit!

by The Gull January 6, 2021

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one for the dick

When an athlete has six championship rings. So that they can put the sixth one on their dick

Michael Jordan has so many rings he’s got one for the dick.

by Bhuck September 14, 2019

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Hole in One

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.

Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!

by NutsInMyMOUTH July 4, 2019

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One Direction

One Direction is the Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers!!!

Person: Who even is One Direction

Direction: They are the biggest band on the planet (say this in a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

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Superglue that one

Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.

Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.

Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.

by Oscar Not The Weiner October 4, 2022

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