Definitions by Spadge47

One Gifford 

Equal to 100mm hole. Unit of measurement amongst electricians.

I like to make sure im ‘one gifford’ away from the doorframe to drill my hole.

One Gifford by Spadge47 June 6, 2021

Bigthickdickaritis 

Condition where one’s penis is so large and thick that it can’t be natural as it is almost beast-like.

Girl: omg that is the biggest dong i’ve ever seen, it will split me in half
Guy: doctor said i have bigthickdickaritis

Bigthickdickaritis by Spadge47 January 19, 2021