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Taylor Mid

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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Taylor Swift

Most of yous reading this rn are probably mentally ill
Taylor Swift is my wife🤪💗
by Holy.ground_xx December 5, 2023
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Taylor

Taylor is an amazing beautiful person inside and out whether she sees it or not. She doesn’t have too many friends and is pretty shy but with the right person she’s at her prime . She makes those around her happy and doesn't deserve anything less than to be treated Like a queen.
by Meat eater<3 March 16, 2022
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Daniel Taylor

Little boy who likes receiving rimjobs from many men. This may include a rather brutish Indian man and a very short female named kdog
by Untc March 9, 2020
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Taylor

Taylor is a female that beats up man, and does a serious amount of drugs.
"Did you see when taylor beat the shit out of that dude?"
Me: "yeah #manbeatertingz"
"She also cheated on her boyfriend, and then when he put his hand on a girls thigh that's when Taylor went sicko mode"
by ali snyder October 23, 2019
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Taylor

If your name is Taylor, you’re probably an average teenager addicted to alcohol, drugs, and partying. You can be supportive, but you’re also a bad bitch. You’re also most likely to be a blonde. You have a fun personality and you love getting yourself in trouble and having fun. You also believe in #yolo.
Taylor is so brave, I wouldn’t imagine anyone would do it like her.
by Zoe11 June 5, 2020
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Taylor

A taylor is one of the best people you can come by in life. He’ll walk into your life at the right time and change your life for better. Dont ever take him for granted. They may not open up at first, but once they warm up to you, they’ll talk to you about everything and share anything with you. They’re genuinely amazing and deserve the world.
“Taylor is the bestest person i’ve ever met.”
by Idekkkkkktbh November 7, 2021
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