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Super straight 

A transphobic person (usually a man) who is very closeted gay and says he “only dates women who were born female” but refuses to date trans men because trans men are in fact men but trans women (who are very beautiful) aren’t women to them which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. You don’t call a plumber who doesn’t fix sinks a “super plumber”. If anything that makes them less of a plumber. So super straight men are just gay.
Yo man I’m super straight

So you’re transphobic

Oh so I’m forced to date trans girls now?

No you can have a preference not to but calling yourself more straight because you don’t date some of the most beautiful women is a transphobic concept

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Super straight by Lilkennedy March 15, 2021

Super gay 

Hi my name is Lee bramma and I'm not only gay but a super gay
Super gay by Uncle dave 83 April 9, 2021

Super Bi 

Super Bi is the bisexual version of super straight, where the individuals claiming to be super bi only wants to fuck the two biological sexes and rejects transsexuals from their preferences.
Guy 1: hey since your bisexual would you hook up with a tranny?
Guy 2: no bro I’m not bisexual, I’m super bi, I don’t want to shag people who aren’t naturally male or female
Super Bi by FaithlessBerserker March 7, 2021

Super Pop and Gay 

When a band which is fairly indie and underground with only a small cult following gains popularity and a larger fanbase. The band's songwriting may or may not go down in quality.
The Postal Service is super pop and gay.
Super Pop and Gay by Eric April 10, 2004

Super Dooper Swooper Hater 

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.
"Damn Kyle... you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater."

Super Dooper Swooper Hater 

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.
"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater"

Super Kife 

To stealthily steal or plunder in an astounding and mind-boggling way.