The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022
Get the Sleep Pussymug. Curling one out on a bed.
by KingNobbie February 25, 2021
Get the Sleeping Beautymug. Food sleeps are when you are sleeping and keep dreaming or thinking of food or as soon as you wake up food comes to mind, usually a certain food in particular and every time you wake up, it’s the first thing you think of.
I kept having the ‘food sleeps’ last night, when I woke up I had to eat a burger, I just couldn’t stop thinking of it.
by StudentAndTeacher May 6, 2023
Get the Food Sleepsmug. by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020
Get the sleep retardationmug. by Rika lover <3 September 27, 2022
Get the Sleeping beautymug. Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)
by Mr CPE July 6, 2025
Get the putting my feet to sleepmug.