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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to be small and super fat belly with big backhead. He is often a racist that votes to send home the immigrentd of sweden. He is jealous at guys who look better than him. He is also the guy to like a girl and then when he gets rejected he sais that she looks like a dude. he is also the type of dude to talk shit about all the girls in his class and then say that other dudes in his class is talking shit about the girls just to get girls to like him.
#jacob i hate black people

#boy1 what!?
by Modernisaet June 14, 2018
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Karl Jacobs

idk some bisexual icon :)
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo
Karl Jacobs: WHAT THE HONK??????!!!!?!?!!??!?!??!?
by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021
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Jacob

by Friend of dictionary June 29, 2021
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Jacob Vilhelm

Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno
Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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Jacob

Buff toddler. Very cute and quorky. Loves UWU gamer girls and porn.
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob
Parker: Don’t do that again
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacobism

1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
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Jacob

Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.

Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him
Jacob: want a drink lad

Mate: nah

Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink
by Ye mar August 15, 2018
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