Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.

Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Ring Bling

A ring

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"

by Whatever! September 24, 2008

Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT

"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif

by GmodMagician March 16, 2024

stang ring

Spicy bum hole

Wiping ur ass with chilli will leave you with stang ring

by mytoesis December 9, 2022

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Raw Ring

A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.

Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.

by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019

ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen

Please don’t ring me dry

by Dumba55 June 15, 2021