Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.

"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.

by welusku May 14, 2024

Ring digging

Going after a man whom is engaged

Peyton: I really would like to go after this man but he is engaged

Jessica: well you can, but you’ll just be ring digging

by Jpaik May 22, 2019

Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

Rings of fire

The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling

the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards

Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot

by Jacksonvillereaper May 13, 2022

Ring of Fire

A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Ring of fire?
Guy 2: No dude WTF?!

by ThisIsNorway October 30, 2017