gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus July 16, 2008

straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.

He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Straight Up Compton

Totally Ghetto, At the top of the Coolness Scale, Associated with gangstas

Dude, that gat's "straight up compton!!"

by Gangsta Pete May 6, 2006

Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!

David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay

by Maria December 30, 2004

Super Straight

A term used to express sexuality towards those with the xx chromosome and not the xy. Men who are only attracted to women born women.

Noob: Hey bro! You see Joey, shes hot! Do you find her attracitve?
Me: Was she born with the xx chromosome, was she born a he?
Noob: Yes
Me: Then no, I am super straight.

by DogWaterSpeaksLogicalPoop March 5, 2021

Straight Pressure

To be in a societal situation where in fear of not being accepted pretend to be straight when you are actually gay.

"Dude there was so much straight pressure in High-School"

by CesnaSegan June 10, 2020