gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus January 11, 2006

Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!

David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay

by Maria December 31, 2004

straight gay

A broad insult designed to trigger and confuse a liberal opponent.

Fuck up you straight gay

by Dallyissmelly January 16, 2018

Straight Pressure

To be in a societal situation where in fear of not being accepted pretend to be straight when you are actually gay.

"Dude there was so much straight pressure in High-School"

by CesnaSegan June 10, 2020

Straight As An Arrow

When you think you're okay to drive after putting down a six-pack by yourself, when in actuality, you are not

Me: Are you alright to drive?
You: Yeah, bitch, I'm straight as an arrow. Get off my back.

by Usednames January 15, 2016

Super Straight

A term used to express sexuality towards those with the xx chromosome and not the xy. Men who are only attracted to women born women.

Noob: Hey bro! You see Joey, shes hot! Do you find her attracitve?
Me: Was she born with the xx chromosome, was she born a he?
Noob: Yes
Me: Then no, I am super straight.

by DogWaterSpeaksLogicalPoop March 05, 2021

Straight Up Compton

Totally Ghetto, At the top of the Coolness Scale, Associated with gangstas

Dude, that gat's "straight up compton!!"

by Gangsta Pete April 27, 2006