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Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
by Fuckedous March 15, 2018
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cold cutting

the process of getting take away drinks from a coffee shop and then sitting at outside tables or on the pavement in the middle of winter to avoid paying the ridiculously high VAT rate in the UK.
Guy 1: mate i really want a coffee but im like 20p short
Guy 2: thats cool man we can just do some cold cutting at starbucks
Guy 1: but its so cold!
by .brownie March 2, 2011
mugGet the cold cuttingmug.

cold thunder

A threat to a person that you’ll absolutely fuck them up
1: ur so stupid
2: shut up fuckass
1: you about to feel this cold thunder
by botnigs October 28, 2023
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Cold

A line from Churgney Gurgney's "SUBTERFUGE WITH LYRICS", usually being accompanied by a render of 2017x. Many people find this annoying.
Person A: "I walked out, and the whole group just stared at me, saying nothing. Cold."
Person B: "...Cold?"
by comically large hammer January 18, 2025
mugGet the Coldmug.

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie
by McGooo November 23, 2022
mugGet the midwesterner cold medicinemug.

Cold Sores

Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...

"THERE COLD SORES"
by Ghost Aiden February 10, 2019
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Cold

Homeless, homelessness… feeling cold to the bone, due to living outside; and knowing what cold really is when you can’t warm up. North Western slang
“Do you know what it feels like to be cold? I mean really cold; like you sleep outside.” ***while the first winter storm aproaches***
by anonymous December 14, 2022
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