Beak Nut

A beak nut is someone who is addicted to cocaine. Therefore a Coke head aka beak nut

Mate, you're a massive beak nut

by Dis one is de worst August 14, 2018

KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.

Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate

by Jejij March 19, 2022

PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.

My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.

by Opishka November 24, 2009

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

Cassius nuts

When a girl is obsessed with a boy and even though they have only kissed once when they were drunk she has feelings for him…

Xa**: after one year I have feelings for Kas*** even though he kissed me when he was drunk

Kri***: damn, you down bad girl … you have Cassius nuts

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 10, 2022

Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?

by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021