mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch

After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

mexican pizza

The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.

Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.

by CATSEL October 8, 2005

running mexican

when you bend over to fix a broken appliance, a mexican comes running out of nowhere and pecker-slaps you in the eye and keeps running off into the horizon

Bob: "So how did you get your black eye Billy?"

Billy: "My hose snapped so i bent over to tape it and i got hit by a running mexican!"

by Profesora Eldredge January 19, 2005

Mexican Kiss

The Mexican Kiss is basically a French Kiss, only there is a burrito in between the 2 people kissing, in fact, you could take the other person completely out of the equation, as long as there is a lot of sauce, tortilla, and tongue.

Tom: Hey George, is that a burrito?
George: Yeah.
Tom: Why are you Mexican kissing it?
George: *sob* Don't judge me!
Tom: Oh I'm Judgin'
George: Her name is Cheryl

by cancuney March 27, 2010

Mexican Street Dog

Licking a person from head to toe. Start on the pinkey toe and suck as if giving a blowjob. Move on to each toe, continuing in that manner. Suck on the heel, and then drag your toungue along the calf and suck on the knee. If you're feeling crazy, nibble on the skin behind the knee a bit. This'll drive 'em insane. Then, slide your toungue up their thigh and around their private areas. Tease them a bit, and don't go in for the kill quite yet. Slowly move your way in and then BITE down on either the penis or the labias. (Some women have large ones, making it easier.) Then drag your toungue back to their butt hole. Ignore the nasty taste. It'll feel good for them. Move your way back to the front of the body and go up their treasure trail. If it is a man, this should be easy to find. On some women also. However, if not, just go straight up to the belly button. Dart toungue in and out of belly button until the person begs you to stop. That just means they want more. Move up to the pecks/man boobs/breasts/seedlings/or whatever may be in the general chest area. 3 boobs is even better! The more the merrier! Lick all around. Then, feel free to bite here too. It's sensitive, so it'll be greatly appreciated. If you draw blood, don't worry. Just lick it up. That'll be even more fun! Go to neck and just give them about as many hickeys as you can muster. Then, don't kiss their lips because that might be uncomfortable. Then lick their entire face. ALL OVER. Eyes and everything. Go in their nose. Rarely do people do that, however, it is very pleasurable. Then, viciously attack the ears. I mean attack. Bite as hard as possible without biting them off. Then, nibble at the roots of the hair. Like a bunny rabbit. Then, work your way down the back, and on the opposite leg and foot. Repeat as many times as you can. They'll just love you after this.

The other day, I got a Mexican Street Dog from my boyfriend. It was the best thing ever! You should try.

by Sex=Life March 29, 2008

Fake Mexican

A person of Hispanic culture who does not speak the same language as there family. Young urban youth who try to act like gang bangers but appear more comical than hard core OG's

The cops were about to question some gang bangers but when they got closer they could tell they were a bunch of Fake Mexicans.

by Mikkster78 September 1, 2011

mexican xbox live

When an opponents connection is continually in the red durring a ranked game of halo durring xbox live play.

"Dude look at their connection they must be on mexican xbox live."

by 42 to what bitch July 29, 2006