Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected

*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!

by We are anonymous, Expect us. June 1, 2020

Political Mainstream Supremacy Effect

A major political and social issue that arises when during election season, Republicans and Democrats have more access to the media, public relations professionals, and have more education and training on how to effectively campaign in political elections than nonmainstream political parties have, which results in the Republicans in Democrats winning more elections than nonmainstream political parties. Many members of the general public have been conditioned by the mainstream political parties to believe this is acceptable when in fact it is not. The best way to address this problem is actively work to ensure that nonmainstream political parties have more access to the media, p.r. professionals, and education on how to effectively run a political campaign.

The Political Mainstream Supremacy Effect has been around for many years and over time has had a very heavy, negative impact on the political diversity found in governments in all levels of jurisdiction all over the U.S.

by Vanguard 1998 March 11, 2021

aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Doctor Mains

These people love Gay Sex to an extreme level

Man... I hate Doctor Mains

by LooseToenails May 13, 2021

water maintnence

The only winners of CJ Bikkurim

They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.

If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.

Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.

Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)

Look water Maintnence is coming by

“WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”

Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim

When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence

by Pandacorns for life August 3, 2021

Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap

I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

searsport maine

A small getto town that nobody knows about that has 0 options when it comes to boys. People here either do drugs or Use litter boxes

Hey where are you from?

Searsport Maine

Where’s that??

by Yourmomssidepeice December 28, 2021