King Salmon 8 

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

King Salmon 8 by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

King Salmon 8 

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

King Salmon 8 by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

King van

Who

Who as in who the fuck is king van

King van by C red December 29, 2020

King of alt 

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the king of alt. Period.

King of alt by chromaticxmil December 29, 2020

King Pooter 

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

King Pooter by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

KING OF FRAG

one who excels at everything on the xbox live platform.

Jack Mase is the king of frag on fortnite zone wars!

KING OF FRAG by King of Frag January 10, 2021

King Moment 

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

King Moment by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021