Jonny Boardley

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.

person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha

by Ria Nona December 15, 2008

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Johnnie Walker Red

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.

Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.

by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012

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johnning

Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.

Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.

by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010

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Johnning

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.

by tinymh August 13, 2009

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