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bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)
I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses
by Gillygate September 11, 2008
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jonesitis

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work
Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!
by NocturnalP January 6, 2006
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jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.
I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.
by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004
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mount st joes

that mount hott was hottt
by YU March 2, 2005
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Janesville

A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.
**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.
by Mandypoo101 September 5, 2011
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Jobes

The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn
Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!
by w_t_f December 26, 2008
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Joes

Hey stop by the store I need a pack of joes
by Dexstar June 18, 2008
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