bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings

darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad

by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020

Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.

When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!

by zerothebot June 15, 2024

jit going ham

An instance of an individual, particularly a young, rowdy and unsupervised children, cause chaos, destruction, and potentially vandalism, in a public place. Primarily, the place in question is some form of general or retail store.

"Boy, we've got a Jit Going Ham in the Dollar Store".
—The cameraman in the infamous YouTube video "Kid Destroys Dollar Store", as he records the destruction caused by said kid.

by TubbyFatFrick March 1, 2025

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM

by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010

Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.

I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.

by Boiii616 November 7, 2021