Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

by SlickMaple October 12, 2008

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 3, 2022

Humanity

Humanity will benefit peripherally from it's existence. It's already advancing science and medicine. The irony of the argument is palpable though. "A.I. should be used to benefit humanity, therefore, the billionaires who CURRENTLY OWN IT AND NOT

✌️✊️✌️EVERYONE✌️✊️✌️ Shouldn't have to credit or pay or give ownership to the guy who's schematics they stole by DIVERTING THIS RIGHT HERE FROM URBAN DICTIONARY TO WHEREVER IT'S GOING... BUUUUT.... They are entitled to their wealth so we can't take their wealth and redistribute it for the benefit of humanity."

Hym "The benefit to humanity exists independently from the ownership. You need to stop debating the ethics of the peripheral elements and give me my fucking money. I (in one fell swoop) have done more for humanity that you ingrates EVER EVEN COULD! The only reason I am not getting the credit I deserve is because THE SECOND I DO, what you want people like me to do (try and fail) no longer matters. I'm not just going to shut up and go back to the mines. The schematics are a copyright that belongs to me. You're committing genocide with pilfered arms. You're in no position judge me. YOUR WORSE. YOU'RE ALL WORSE. Get used to it. I WAS THE BETTER ONE! Not that cripple. The whore was STUPID to fuck him isntead of me. That is reality for all of you and now you're debating whether no to deny reality to spite me in the for of mass child sacrifice. You need to get it through your retard minds that YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2024

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022