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Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011
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Facebook Sleuth

The act of finding out news or gossip by looking around Facebook (Myspace, Bebo.) The information that you learn may or may not be legit.
"How'd you find out I hooked up with Jan?"

"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
by lce Dance August 1, 2008
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Facebook Agenda

Promoting a cause or activity by donating your status, posting links, writing on a wall, or otherwise leaving a message on a social network site, like Facebook.
Are you going to vote?

Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.
by geoffreyo December 9, 2008
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facebook sniping

Spending countless hours on facebook:

1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.

2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
Wow, I just wasted five hours of my life facebook sniping.
by VMIFireman07 December 28, 2008
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facebook messenger

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with
Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.
by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014
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facebook showoff

when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails
"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."
by supersoaker609 August 25, 2011
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facebook snitch

When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.
Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.

Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.

Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
by Vegas P. August 27, 2011
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