when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails
"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."
by supersoaker609 August 25, 2011
Get the facebook showoffmug. Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©
Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!
by 5ft9andfine October 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Flymug. Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.
Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.
Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.
Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
by Vegas P. August 27, 2011
Get the facebook snitchmug. The act of finding out news or gossip by looking around Facebook (Myspace, Bebo.) The information that you learn may or may not be legit.
"How'd you find out I hooked up with Jan?"
"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
"Well, since you didn't tell me yourself, I had to Facebook Sleuth to find out the story.
by lce Dance August 1, 2008
Get the Facebook Sleuth mug. a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!
Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.
by DefLegit October 19, 2010
Get the facebook poppermug. this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.
Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
by Facebookington January 9, 2011
Get the Facebook awkwardmug. A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.
Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"
"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"
"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"
"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"
"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"
"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011
Get the Bipolar facebookermug.