French Manicure

When you get just the tip

Last night, this guy was really unsure about getting it done so I only got a french manicure.

by thegvr March 7, 2017

Entertaining French

Pretending what someone else says make sens in order to be nice to them.

„You keep entertaining French with me but I do think I have a mental illness“

by FaBeanHa June 7, 2024

French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.

Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.

by Mbones December 8, 2018

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting

chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche

by jren December 15, 2012

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 3, 2025