Certi driver

Someone who operates a car very well

My bro is a certi driver, he did 60 down that 30 road and gapped the Feds

by 77773ggg April 14, 2022

at the drive in

along with sunny day real estate, they were the founders of emotive hardcore aka emo music.

Girl: Have you heard of at the drive in?
Guy : Arent they some gay american band
Girl (getting extremly frustrated) : they were one of the founders of emo!!!!
Guy : what as in `oh im soo unhappy,im so emo,im gonna go and slit my wrists`.
Girl : as in emotive hardcore, the music.

by ~*EmXcore*~ July 30, 2008

screw driver

A Dj that chops and screws already chopped and screwed music making it even more creative

Screw Drivers take Dj Screws innovative style, and push it even further than before.

by SamuraiChamploo486 September 26, 2005

Best Driver

India’s biggest Joke Salman khan is known as Best Driver.

He never did an accident. He never drive car on footpath.

But on this particular day uska driver chala raha tha.

Bhoi is Best Driver in the world. Agree or die.

by Fakeer 3.0 August 6, 2019

defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC April 6, 2006

Drive of Shame

A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I decided that, rather than long enough to get my clothes back on and risk a conversation, I'd take the drive of shame instead.

by offtheball June 2, 2009

Woman Driver

No, no, no, the first 2 dumb-fucks messed this all up. I'm sorry you guys have tiny penises. A woman driver doesn't deserve her bad reputation. Most of the time, she drives like a normal human being. Woman do get in crashes and accidents. But instead of being hypocrites, you should admit that men do the exact same thing, and it's mostly the MEN who drive drunk.

My mother, a woman driver, drives perfectly.

The woman driver joke has been around for about 20 years and for some fucked-up reason people still find it funny. SOME MEN cry and whine about being discriminated against then turn around and degrade us.

by All Powerful Lioness September 20, 2010