rad dad issues

When your dad thinks he's really cool and acts weird in front of your friends. Also uses the word rad all of the time.

"Boi your dad is so annoying." "I know I have major rad dad issues!"

rad dad issues by PhantomPhoxx March 30, 2017

juns dad 

The most amazing most unbelievable person you will ever meet. Hobbies: Biking to unnecessary far places, Hiking, being a dad, speaking Korean, and calling his son YONG JUN HYEONG, and being erect.

Pros: Professional RC Car smasher, sponnserd by SHIN RAMEEN DESU NE CHAN SAN NIKO, and is erect.

Cons: When he gets mad, he smashed your hopes and dreams (and your RC Car), and is erect. Makes his family eat live octopus(sy)

I bought a new RC car, but Juns Dad found out and smashed it in front my face in South Korea, and then proceeded to smash me and my dog, before eating it of course.

juns dad by PeenisGranny March 31, 2017

hip dad 

A dad who is so hip that he uses all of cool lingo and knows how to get down with the kids

Hey did you see that hip dad at the party?" "Yea man that dad was swag like a hype beast!"

hip dad by Kdawg766633 April 7, 2017

Deadbeat Dad 

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

Deadbeat Dad by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017

the dad stare 

The look you get when you know you're about to get your ass busted.

I knew my ass was grass when I got the dad stare all the way home.

the dad stare by Robpilk July 4, 2017

My dad owns Hypixel 

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

My dad owns Hypixel by lindhd December 28, 2017

bug dad 

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

bug dad by Jgravel February 26, 2018