brutal head cold

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.
Sorry I can't make it to work today, I have a brutal head cold
by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017
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Cold Throating

Cold Throating is when you choke on an ice cube and see if it takes longer for you to pass out or for the ice cube to melt.
Jim is turning red after cold throating his drink at Red Lobsters.
by Raremaxgamer July 25, 2021
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Cold Sores

Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...

"THERE COLD SORES"
by Ghost Aiden February 10, 2019
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cold sore

an excuse for herpes
guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML
by drivingmorans123 April 19, 2021
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Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
by Snacks1 December 09, 2021
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