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coke can bandit 

capable of humungous shits in the work place.
coke can bandit by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008
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you can go now, if you want 

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.
"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."

trash can chicken 

When roommates allow the trash to stack up to dizzying (and often disgusting) heights until one eventually breaks down and takes it out.
Roommate 1: "Are you going to take that trash out?"
Roommate 2: "I can still win by wedging this Chinese takeout box against the wall."
Roommate 1: "Man, this trash can chicken has been going on too long."
trash can chicken by allterrain November 28, 2011

b3an.can 

A second account of marcanne.supermacy. After this girl left for a break some people tried to “replace her”. Let’s just say she wasn’t happy when she returned. She made b3an.can and guilt tripped people to feel bad for her. She later revealed that she was lying about her age and name and that she didn’t care about her followers and that she was doing it all for attention. She said some transphobic stuff about Anne from amphibia. She deleted all her content and account. She went from being the “leader” of the amphibia fandom to a liar and a cheat. That’s what you get when you don’t appreciate your followers 😫🙌
Sarah if ur reading this then- FUCK YOU 🖕
Side note: don’t send b3an.can death treats- that’s just wrong

dick in a can 

A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.
Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!

All You Can Steal 

Another word for "All You Can Eat"; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of All You Can Eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. Since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.
After leaving the All You Can Steal Buffet: Bob, Ed, and Jim compared their spoils...
Ed: Heh, what did you guys get?
Bob: I got four sausages and a napkin!
Ed: Ha! I got SEVEN sausages and TWO napkins!
Jim: AMATEURS! I got TWENTY sausages, THREE napkins, and TWO sets of silverware!
All You Can Steal by Zea1ot August 7, 2010