A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021

Nigger kid banger

When you bang your black kid.

I just banged my kid. I'm such a nigger kid banger.

by Hussein Akbar August 29, 2019

squid banger

a four cylinder low horsepower engine

i was stuck behind a god damned squid banger on the freeway

by me. October 25, 2003

Pot Banger

The act of colliding an eating or cooking implement consisting of a long handle with a rounded metal or earthen container used chiefly for domestic purposes (as in cooking or for holding liquids) immediately after having a member of the opposite sex receive an act of sexual gracious kindness and having an unequal display of affection in return. The purpose of such act is to get the opposite sex to leave the premises and hopefully have the person never engage in such an act again.

Guy 1: What was all that noise last night?

Guy 2: I brought this girl home, and she one sided hookup me. So I had to pot banger her ass out of the house!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

SAND BAGGER

Air Traffic Controller who lies about their ability and or qualification to work the radar "Tracker" postion.

Damn, that Mel is an excellent tracker. She's been fucking sand bagging us.

by Kevin Kelly December 20, 2003

Hugh-Banger

a fag teacher who thinks he's funny. does gay karate and has one testicle.

only cool people can call me hugh-banger

by The Great Gatspy June 3, 2003

D-bager

Someone who lives in gay Darien where every single blonde bimbo girl has STDS. All the guys think that they are the "fucking man!" and all the girls will blow you for coke...pretty sweet town

New Canaan kicks Darien's ass in everything..even cheering which is pretty pathetic

DARIEN GIRLS HAVE STDS HOO RAHH HOO RAHH

by Darien can suck my left nut July 20, 2008