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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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Mike D

Best Jew to ever pick up a mic. 50 years old but still sounds 13.
Now it's me, Adam Yauch, in the place to be
All the girls are on me 'cause I'm down with Mike D
by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022
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mike

mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.
eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?
by stianamileven March 20, 2022
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mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
by Fish mail September 24, 2016
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Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!
Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.
by balandey October 31, 2022
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miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.
You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.
by anonymous September 1, 2022
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meatless mike

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.
by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017
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