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Casino Asians 

Casinos Asians are fresh off the boat Asians who spend most of their time in casinos. They're characterized by being extremely superstitious (always taking the sucker bets on any table game), incredibly rude (getting angry when you don't play a blackjack hand the way they want you to play it, because they think that it will effect the "flow" of the cards) and will sit next to you blowing smoke in your face with no consideration for your personal boundaries.
I always thought that Asians were good at math, until I saw Casino Asians.
Casino Asians by bravesfan222 March 7, 2012
A spontaneous and irresistible feeling generated in a non-Asian person to eat Asian food, watch Asian movies, visit places of Asian heritage.
Evan: Hey Joe, what's up with you today?
Joe: Nothin Bro, just feeling a bit Asiany today.
Evan: I know the feeling, dude. Just eat some noodles and jack off to some Asian porn. You'll be fine.
Asiany by DroneGuy June 27, 2018
Bruh he just looks at monkeys all day better than the other kid who still watches Thomas the train.
Adian- hehe monkeys
Teacher-Adian why are you looking at monkeys?
True event
Adian by You stupid. March 23, 2022
She's beautiful, she's broken, she's chill, and she's sweet. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She's quiet, she's a bookworm, and she LOVES Harry Potter. She get's concerned with her A- grades, she has a one-track mind, and she'd probably make an amazing wife one day, because she's an amazing best friend.
Guy 1: I wish Asia was my girl.

Asia's best friend: Don't we all?
Asia by bluemonkey2550602 March 2, 2021
totally awesome and chill motherfucker; inherently gifted in many fields. arians exhibit an acute tendency to hotness, awesomeness, and overall ridiculously-coolness, although this occasionally leads to mild to severe arrogance and, rarely, an alarmingly inflated ego.
Girl: Damn that guy is such an arian!
Boyfriend: Shit! Another one for that arian! Wish I was an arian...
Arian: Muahhahahahaha
arian by jafar May 2, 2005
Very pretty girl. Never intends to harm anyone. She will make you laugh for days and you can always count on her as a friend because she is trustworthy. She has the most amazing smile, and her body attracts the guys. She tends to be very romantic and searches for the perfect guy. Her beauty leaves the guys breathless always asking for more. She has a very outgoing and bubbly personality and she could care less about what anyone has to say about her. Never the least bit of jealousy comes out of her. Shes a hekka chill girl who is usually hanging out with a ton of guys.
Guy one: "Dude, did you see asia at the beach yesterday?"

Guy two: "HELL YEAH! She was wearing that striped bikini!"

Guy one: "Duuuuddee, i got a boner."

Guy two: "She's hot."

Guy one: "Wish she was my girl."

Guy two: "Don't we all."
Asia by gammerr4llyffe May 21, 2011