Ham

Salted, dried, or smoked flesh from the upper leg of a pig.

tiny slices of ham.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

Ham

(adj.)
In a/ a state of chaos and disorder
crazy, messy, etc

"Damn, this room looks Ham"

(can also be used in an undermining way?)
Person A: "dude some guy broke in my house the other day and stole my TV :("

Person B: "that's ham"
"bros ham"

by Val_427 June 30, 2024

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.

by anonymous April 23, 2025