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Zuckerberg Zerg Rush

The massive proliferation and spamming of facebook social plugins across seemingly every web page on the internet over the last few years, allowing them to track user's every move across the web. Also refers to the shameless promotion by more and more people and companies on and offline trying to suggest that you must join the swarm and get on facebook. This is the crowd of people bitching at you more every year for not having a facebook.

Both phenomena are reminiscent of the swarm of zerglings flooding into your base that constitutes the standard zerg rush in the game of Starcraft.
ex 1: What the hell? why do I need a facebook account to log in everywhere now? Goddam Zuckerberg Zerg Rush.

ex 2:
Croud of sheeple: "OMG U NEED A FACEBOOOK, LIKE RIGHT NOW!! HOW DO U LIVE WITHOUT ONE?!!1!"

Me: "What is this, the Zuckerberg Zerg Rush? Get his cock out of your mouths already and leave me alone."
by SmellsLikeVictory October 24, 2012
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Zuckwinism

Darwinism applied to Facebook pages

When one facebook page overtakes another, via hijacking, purchase, or other means
"The less popular page consumed the better known page in an act of Zuckwinism"
by Underagroove July 8, 2012
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Zuckhold

Verb. zuk-old (see also, Zuckholding, Zuckholded, getting Zuck’ed)
When algorithms created by Mark Zuckerberg block your Facebook account from regular every day functions e.g. liking, commenting, messaging, and posting. You can still see everything going on on your page, but are left helpless to take any action. Much like the more widely-known term cuckhold this practice is intended for the sexual pleasure of one of it’s participants, but in cases of Zuckholding all sexual pleasure is recieved by Mark Zuckerberg.
Adam- “Hey did you see that dank meme I tagged you in on Facebook? I noticed you never liked it.”
Ethan- “I saw it but I haven’t been able to do anything all week, man! I’m being Zuckholded.”
by StretchYourEars February 16, 2018
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Zuckophant

Someone who completely sucks up to Zuckerberg so they don't get in trouble at Facebook.
My friend's a complete Zuckophant; he's never even spent a day in Zuckatraz!
by jbcoops March 20, 2022
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Jeremy Zucker

An underrated singer who really deserves more attention.
Person A: Have you heard of Jeremy Zucker, the underrated singer that deserves a lot more recognition and love?
Person B: No.
by xtremeshipper December 15, 2018
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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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Zucked

Zucked - adjective /zəkt/
when your anti-fascists fb post gets blocked because it goes against community standards.
Usually capitalized.
The meme that I posted on FB was Zucked, apparently because it featured Hitler in a bad light.
by halrevs December 1, 2021
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