zero to hundred

go from calm to angry in seconds

If you keep playing with me I am going to go zero to hundred real quick.

by ginababy February 24, 2015

Zero Fucks

To explain a situation where you are absolutely exhausted, and don't give a fuck about it no more. You're done and through with it.

"Don't talk to me, I give zero fucks about coronavirus/covid-19"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"

by TheRealest2828 September 2, 2020

zero ten relationship

When there’s two people in a relationship and one is a straight 10 and the other one is an ugly 0.

Damn Lauren’s in a zero ten relationship. Her boyfriend is ugly asf.

by Tylerisdad November 13, 2020

zero rizz

ferris

that aint my hitta, that’s ferris he known for zero rizz

by no biddies April 22, 2022

zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.

A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.

by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

Zero chill

When you've lost the ability to give a fuck so you do what you gon' do.

"Yo, Rosie just knocked that shit over and walked away"
"Yeah yo, that girls got zero chill"

"DaShawn was mad annoying last night"
"Yeah yo zero chill"

by BBBRosie April 5, 2015