I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

You’re 30

How to talk to a adult whilst you’re a wengie.

You’re 30 talking about eating frogs for dinner? Ugh, that’s what 10 to 13 year old kids do when they’re very goofy.

by thecharacterwannie January 15, 2023

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

you’re hype

Used when somebody is excited about some dumb shit and you call them out on it.

Sam: Dude did you see the new Fortnite update?
Alex: You’re hype

by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019

*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025