Wolf Monkey

A hairy ass pussy

B: Ayo cuz, what was ol' girl pussy like?
O: Man, that broad had a Wolf Monkey. That shit was nasty, I ain't even hit.

by OROC April 2, 2009

wolf banging

Analy penetrating a women while she throws up so a suction is created on your penis

she sucked me good when we wolf banged last night

by Hex April 19, 2005

wolf bait

Anything that appears to be weak or cowardly in nature, as it tends to attract predators such as wolves.

That wounded squirrel is wolf bait.

by wolven117 May 26, 2010

Wolf Blanket

A person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.

Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.

Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.

When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.

My medieval poetry class is full of Wolf Blankets.

by 2Tonne October 15, 2009

Wolf Ring

A fake wedding band, engagement ring or ring set worn on the ring finger by a woman who wants to appear to be "taken" to avoid being hit on by men.

All of these male customers keep asking me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to start wearing my wolf ring during my shift.

by MissLillySher December 2, 2010

wolf crackers

Dried flakes of shit left on a penis after anal sex.

I woke up this morning to a nice pile of reddish amber wolf crackers on my sheets after a nice night of anal pounding.

by The biggest Steve September 23, 2017

wolf bait

Someone who pretends to be pathetic or vulnerable in order to draw in predators, who in turn become the prey.

Nope, he's playing wolf bait. Don't mess with him.

by wolven117 May 26, 2010