Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
by Soloshit June 06, 2022
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Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.
‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
by Neoglot September 03, 2018
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Psyche Regret

When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.

This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)

Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
by dontquoteme123 October 24, 2009
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Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.
I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.
by Pancakes1234 June 19, 2017
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You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.
Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 30, 2022
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toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned
shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

damnnnn
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”
by Wudderparks April 10, 2024
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post-replying regret

when you post a cringe reply and instantly regret it
You : "I shouldn’t had made that post ..."
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"
by Naerin January 03, 2021
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