wipe and type

Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.

It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!

by dustin fields December 7, 2006

wipe the floor with

Metaphor;
- To defeat someone easily.

A - "Brazil will still prevail without Neymar".

B - "Germany will wipe the floor with them".

by prepstar July 8, 2014

PIPE WIPE

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.

MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?

by JEROSSD January 29, 2009

Double Wipe

When you have to return the bathroom, some time after taking a shit and initially wiping, to wipe again. This could be due to a number of different reasons like; not wiping properly the first time, anal leakage, swampass, ect.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.

Man, I think I need to go double wipe, my asshole itches.

by Ickarus February 16, 2008

wipe out

Can be used as:

noun. A crash.
verb. To crash.

Snowflake didn't make that last turn on his bike and wiped out big time!

by mikwat June 6, 2004

wiped out

bein really tired or having no money

wiped out on funds.

my units are all wiped out.

im goin back to my nest to wipeout

by spanky May 25, 2003

Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.

"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009