Winston

A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.

After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"

by chad9999 October 5, 2022

Winston Spergula

A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.

WINSTON SPERGULA YOU WILL DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Winstons

My mate tried to look up his name and saw this

Why Winstons just why change your copany

by Hi my name is _______ October 18, 2020

winston roberts

My sugar daddy

"Flex for me sugar daddy"
(Dedicated to Winston Roberts)

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Winston

The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.

Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.

by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024