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Windex

(Verb)

This is the action of a defenseman in a basketball match that blocks somebody's shot in a manner in which they hit the ball into the backboard, and slide it off the edge of the glass.

Originally, the term was used in the popular video game NBA Street, but now it has been adapted into common vernacular on the blacktop.

Typically, the defenseman performing the windexing attains a large amount of street credibility for his action. The opposite happens for the other player.
Why is Alfred crying?
Oh, Tyrone just windexed his shit into the third row.
Oh snap; that's ultimate dishonor.
by wowow1988 January 15, 2010
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side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.
Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.
by The ConTessa November 26, 2007
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Winderful

Your girlfriend is winderful.
by still the best April 5, 2011
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windex frosted

Herb that's been given some extra "potency" by a shady dealer using whack chemicals
This shit's been windex frosted, I can fuckin smell it!
by Stevester August 25, 2003
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[Windex]

Damn that car is hella windex yeah
by Automater October 12, 2008
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Windex

A nice way of calling someone a douche bag. Both are cleaners... and yet Windex is so much more polite.
Oh my gosh, he is such a freaking Windex!
by Anice Girl April 6, 2009
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windex

ejaculating on a woman's ass and then rubbing your cum in so it's nice and shiny so you can see your face.
I took Jenna home and windexed that ass.
by Clove69 March 8, 2007
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