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wifeypoop 

A term of endearment. In order to call someone "Wifeypoop" you must be comfortable enough to defecate in their presence. The term Wifeypoop comes from living with a girl and being practically married. You share everything and personal space doesn't exist.
My wifeypoop and I went shopping for furniture to decorate our trailer.
wifeypoop by rawr.face March 19, 2009

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.
We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

HYPHY WIFEY 

your number one gurl that u put on top of all the other bz'z the one that u love and make her your wife but she gotta be hyphy...
Im His Hyphy Wifey Kuz I Got My White T Blue Jeans Ad Nikes On
HYPHY WIFEY by HIS HYPHY WIFY August 28, 2006

wifey from another lifey 

(noun) a woman who could have been your perfect match if circumstances were different/more ideal
**Inside Trader Joe's - Breakfast Aisle - Friday 5:45pm**

Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos. Don't look now...

**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**

Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...

Wifey af 

When someone is 'wifey af', this means that they're 10/10 marriage material. They do classic wife things. compliment to show that they're doing wife right
E.g
1. Chloe is wifey af, she made me breakfast this morning.

2. Jess is so great, i came home to the best cooked meal.

man, she's wifey af
Wifey af by Ricebaby April 10, 2016

Wiff waff 

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."
"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."
Wiff waff by Matt February 17, 2007