Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023

mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024