Person who gets drunk or high really easily and doesn't need much of it.
Examples:
Jay: Jen got drunk off of three tequila shots.
Jo: What a light weight.
Fred: Dude, you only had, like, two hits. You're such a light weight.
Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.
Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!
Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!
Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.
Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.
a state of physical/mentalfitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.
Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."
Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."
Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."
The weight gain necessary to succeed in the business world, resulting in a satisfyingly plump form. You don't see many slim, successful businessmen jetting around in first class. It's also a handy excuse to let yourself go a little, as once you are rich and successful those women will come flying at you.