Something that is still somehow illegal over cigarettes despite cigarettes being responsible for millions of deaths and weed having 0 deaths ever reported. Often confused with k2, now k2 is respinsible for a few deaths and just incase you don't know, k2 is synthetic marijuana meaning that other drugs were mixed into it. People are concerned with k2 despite the fact that if weed was legal WE WOULDNT have to worry about it because we can get it from public dispensaries that we can trust rather then taking a gamble by buying off a dude from the street.
Every old person- Weed is evil and its for the devil's army and it kills. (As they suck down a Marlboro)
by Crediblesea October 14, 2018
Get the Weedmug. by Fyasco October 1, 2008
Get the Weedmug. by UpInSmoke2001 January 18, 2010
Get the Weedmug. A really fun "drug" that cant exactly hurt you (unless you do it everyday) and for people who say it will give you cancer and shit... guess what... cancer takes YEARS and YEARS to develop. Plus the people who say its for losers with no life and people do it to look cool.. well to me they are complete dumasses that need to look at life and be like theres a lot of fun things i can do... weed being one of them... also for the people who say people like me will go braindead i have a A B average and probably the reason why you say that is because youv'e NEVER tryed it so you'd NEVER know how fun it is
Guy1: Hey i just got some weed wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!
by Poppa Loppie June 14, 2007
Get the weedmug. Noun.
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A tall annual dioecious plant (Cannabis sativa), native to central Asia and having alternate, palmately divided leaves and tough bast fibers.
Any of several mildly euphoriant, intoxicating hallucinogenic drugs, such as ganja, hashish, or marijuana, prepared from various parts of this plant.
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A type of "weed", that is good for you contrary to belief. But like anything else, anything excedding normal moderation can be bad.
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A tall annual dioecious plant (Cannabis sativa), native to central Asia and having alternate, palmately divided leaves and tough bast fibers.
Any of several mildly euphoriant, intoxicating hallucinogenic drugs, such as ganja, hashish, or marijuana, prepared from various parts of this plant.
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Common
A type of "weed", that is good for you contrary to belief. But like anything else, anything excedding normal moderation can be bad.
by FSfaSFAvaVvdeve April 14, 2009
Get the Weedmug. by Ainolketta March 9, 2005
Get the weedmug. a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.
Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"
by asswipe chris March 18, 2011
Get the weedmug.