Sleepy weasel

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

Merge Weasel

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

web weasel

A person who hastily minimizes or closes his web browser everytime someone enters his room or office.

"As soon as I enter the room, he quickly closes his web browser. I am sure he is watching porn, that web weasel"

by markhus January 10, 2008

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

by AuntF October 16, 2010